THE Robbie Haas

Just try to find someone who goes harder than this. You simply can't do it.

Idiots in parking lots

Here are a few reminders of proper parking lot etiquette tips for the residents of Williamsburg:

- Stopping at stop signs is the law, whether they're on a street or in a parking lot.

- Stay to the right side of a lane of parking spaces, just as you would stay on the right side of a road with no center markings.

- If you are on foot, do not walk down the center of a lane of traffic or lane of parking spaces. If a car approaches you and they can't get past, move to the side of the lane instead of giving them dirty looks.

- If you are waiting for someone to pull out of a spot, pull as far over as you can and turn on your signal to indicate that you are waiting for that spot. Make sure there's enough room for someone who doesn't mind parking further back to get around you.

I wrote this to the Last Word (http://www.vagazette.com/news/opinion/lastword/ for those not in the know), and they published it on Wednesday. Problem is, they edited it enough to make me sound like a retard. I realize that they edit for space and fix grammatical issues, but this was just ridiculous. Unfortunately, someone already threw away that paper, so I can't transcribe it as printed.

Robbie goes hard

This kid doesn't fuck around.