Sunday, November 16, 2008

Epic dump

I love when I don't realize the absurdity of what i'm saying until after I say it. For instance:

Dude, I ate like seven pulled pork sandwiches for dinner, AND I HAVEN'T POOPED YET. I've been looking forward to an epic dump all night. Watch, it'll come during the Bears game, at the end of the fourth quarter or something. Just my luck.

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